Every once in awhile, some prepuce on Twitter will suggest that I’ve become a lazy stoner who doesn’t do anything anymore.

I get it: prior to TUSK, I hadn’t made a flick in 3 years. And since the flicks are how most folks came to know me, if there are no new films, I’m not on their movie radar anymore. So some folks assume, if I’m not making movies, I’ve stopped doing anything.

Truth is, I AM a stoner – but I stay busy. And every January, I like to provide an accounting of my time in the previous year. It’s a nice shield against the shitters, yes – but really, I do it so I’ve got a reminder in years to come of what I’ve done with my one and only life.

So here’s what Fat Kev Smith did in 2013…

- I recorded a buncha podcasts for SModcast.com…

41 episodes of HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON
44 episodes of SMODCAST
36 episodes of JAY & SILENT BOB GET OLD
30 episodes of FAT MAN ON BATMAN
20 episodes of EDUMACATION
10 episodes of FILM SCHOOL FRIDAYS
4 episodes of SMOVIEMAKERS
2 episodes of PLUS ONE

That’s 187 shows. This figure doesn’t include the guest appearances on other people’s podcasts (Girl on Guy, DVDASA, and every KROQ appearance that becomes a podcast, too). Obviously, I’m in love with the sound of my own voice.

As for where I went in and what I did in 2013? Check it…

JANUARY

Sunday 1/6
- The Story conference for Jacob Shwirtz
Las Vegas

Saturday 1/19
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Lovitz

Wednesday 1/23
- I save Shecky from an owl with a pool toy
- KROQ for Comic Book Men

Thursday 1/24
- Carson Daly for Comic Book Men

Friday 1/25
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Lovitz

Monday 1/28
- Moderate Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Premiere
The Paley Center.

Friday 1/31
- Jay & Silent Bob Get Old at the Community Concert Hall
Durango, CO

FEBRUARY

Friday 2/1
- Jay & Silent Bob Get Old “Pot-Cast” at The Boulder Theater
Boulder, CO

Saturday 2/2
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Lovitz

Monday 2/4
-Why, Bry? with Bryan Johnson
The Lovitz

Wednesday 2/6
- Plus One Live with Jennifer Schwalbach at Cobbs Comedy Club
San Francisco

Thursday 2/7
and
Friday 2/8
- Rehearsal for Fox Shortcoms Project: Stubs

Saturday 2/9
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Lovitz

Monday 2/11
and
Tuesday 2/12
- Rehearsal for Fox Shortcoms Project: Stubs

Wednesday 2/13
- Fox Shortcoms Project Pilot Shoot for Stubs

Thursday 2/13
- Comic Book Men Season 2b begins on AMC

Friday 2/15
- What’s Trending Live event
with Lisa Kudrow and Burnie Burns

Saturday 2/16
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
Long Beach Laugh Factory

Wednesday 2/20
- Jay and Bob Get Old at The Laugh Factory
Hollywood

Saturday 2/23
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Lovitz

Monday 2/25
- Pre-Production meeting for Injustice: Gods Among Us Commercial

Wednesday 2/27
- Injustice: Gods Among Us Commercial Shoot
Los Angeles

MARCH

Friday 3/8
- I start writing Clerks III

Saturday 3/9
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Lovitz

Tuesday 3/12
- Jay and Bob Get Irish out on DVD

Wednesday 3/13
- Injustice: Gods Among Us meeting at NetherRealm
Chicago

Saturday 3/16
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Lovitz

Wednesday 3/20
- Jay and Silent Bob Get Old at The Laugh Factory
Hollywood

Tuesday 3/26
- Why, Bry? At The Orlando Improv
Orlando, Florida

Saturday 3/30
-Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Lovitz

APRIL

Monday 4/1
- Film School Fridays Recording
L.A. Film School

Tuesday 4/2
- Film School Fridays Recording

Wednesday 4/3
- Jay and Bob Photo Shoot for Playboy

Thursday 4/4
- Guest on Brand X with Russell Brand

Friday 4/5
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Lovitz

Saturday 4/13
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
Long Beach Laugh Factory

Thursday 4/18
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE
NY PRESS DAY

Friday 4/19
- Gillette HOW DOES HE SHAVE? shoot
The Secret Stash, Red Bank, NJ

Saturday 4/20
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
Kicks off at The Center Stage
Atlanta, GA

Sunday 4/21
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at the Warner Theater, Washington, DC

Monday 4/22
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at the Music Hall, Tarrytown, NY

Tuesday 4/23
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at the Best Buy Theater, NYC

Wednesday 4/24
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at the House of Blues, Boston, MA

Thursday 4/25
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at the Keswick Theater, Glenside, PA

Friday 4/26
- The Tonight Show with Jay Leno to promote
JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR

Saturday 4/27
- Evening with Kevin Smith at C2E2
Chicago

Tuesday 4/30
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at the Crest Theater, Sacramento

MAY

Saturday 5/4
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Laugh Factory in Long Beach

Sunday 5/5
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
2 screenings at The New Beverly, Hollywood

Tuesday 5/7
- Man Caves shoot at house

Wednesday 5/8
- Man Caves shoot at house

Thursday 5/9
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at the Bagdad Theater, Portland, OR

Saturday 5/11
- I finish First Draft of Clerks III

Wednesday 5/15
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at the Moore Theater, Seattle, WA

Friday 5/17
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at the Midland, Kansas City

Saturday 5/18
- 8pm: JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at the Pageant Theater, St. Louis, MO
- Midnight: Why, Bry?
At Blueberry Hill, St. Louis, MO

Sunday 5/19
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
Super Groovy Cartoon Movie at the Vic Theater, Chicago, IL

Monday 5/20
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at Clowes Memorial Hall , Indianapolis, IN

Tuesday 5/21
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at The Royal Oak, Royal Oak, MI

Wednesday 5/22
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at the Pabst Theater, Milwaukee, MI

Monday 5/27
- Meghan and Allan move to Long Island

Friday 5/31
- 7:00 a.m. KROQ
- 10:00 p.m. Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

JUNE

Monday 6/3
- Gillette Press Day in NYC

Friday 6/7
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
Super Groovy at Studio 35, Columbus, OH
(I missed this show but Jay was there.)

Saturday 6/8
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at the Madison Theater, Covington, KY

Sunday 6/9
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at The Oaks, Oakmont, PA

Tuesday 6/11
and
Wednesday 6/12
- Film School Fridays recording.

Friday 6/14
- Why, Bry? at the Improv
Hollywood

Sunday 6/16
- Why, Bry? at the Ontario Improv
Ontario, California

Friday 6/21
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

Saturday 6/22
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at The Warfield, San Francisco

Monday, 6/24
- SModcast # 259: The Walrus & the Carpenter goes live.

Wednesday, 6/26
- I start writing Tusk

Friday 6/28
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

JULY

Friday 7/5
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at The Plaza Live, Orlando

Saturday 7/6
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at The Palladium, St. Petersburg, Florida

Sunday 7/7
- Why, Bry? at the Florida Supercon
Miami

Friday 7/12
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

Tuesday 7/16
- I finish First Draft of Tusk

Friday 7/19
ComiCon International in San Diego
- 12:00 p.m. Round Tables for Phase 4
- 3:30 p.m. Interview with ET and EW
- 11:00 p.m. Hollywood Babble-On
The House of Blues

Saturday 7/20
ComiCon International in San Diego
- My Annual Hall H Panel

Wednesday 7/24
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at Fandom Fest, Louisville, KY

Thursday 7/25
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at The Paramount, Austin, TX

Friday 7/26
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

Saturday 7/27
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
2 screenings at The New Beverly
Hollywood

AUGUST

Friday 8/2
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

Monday 8/5
and
Tuesday 8/6
- Comic Book Men Season 3 Shoot at the Secret Stash
Red Bank, NJ

Friday 8/9
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

Friday 8/16
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Irvine Improv

Friday 8/23
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
Gotham Comedy Club, NYC

Saturday 8/24
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at The National, Richmond, VA

Sunday 8/25
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at The Fillmore, Charlotte, NC

Monday 8/26
and
Tuesday 8/27
- Comic Book Men Season 3 shoot at The Secret Stash
Red Bank, NJ

Friday 8/30
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

SEPTEMBER

Tuesday 9/3
- SModimations Volume 3 Live Action shoot

Friday 9/6
-Kevin Smith Movie Club releases American Milkshake
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

Saturday 9/7
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at The Baltimore Comic Con, Baltimore, Maryland

Tuesday 9/10
- The Mindy Project cameo shoot

Thursday 9/12
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at The Tempe Improv, Tempe, Arizona

Friday 9/13
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

Sunday 9/15
and
Monday 9/16
and
Tuesday 9/17
- Comic Book Men Season 3 shoot at The Secret Stash,
Red Bank, N

Friday 9/20
- Kevin Smith Movie Club releases Weekender
- Why, Bry? at The Ontario Improv
Ontario, California

Monday 9/23
- Why, Bry? at The Brea Improv
Brea, California

Friday 9/27
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

OCTOBER

Friday 10/4
- Kevin Smith Movie Club releases The Dirties
- The Dirties debuts at The Arena Theater
Hollywood

Thursday 10/10
- Fatman on Batman LIVE at Caroline’s Comedy Club
NYC

Friday 10/11
- Comic Book Men Panel at NY Comic Con

Saturday 10/12
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

Sunday 10/13
- Comic Book Men Season 3a begins

Friday 10/18
- JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE TOUR
at Rock and Shock, Worcester, MA
(I wasn’t there but Jay was)

Saturday 10/19
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

Friday 10/25
- Kevin Smith Movie Club releases Losers Take All
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

Monday 10/28
- Tech Scout for Tusk
Charlotte, North Carolina

Wednesday 10/30
- Production Meeting for Tusk

NOVEMBER

Friday 11/1
- Hollywood Babble-On and Hollywood Babble-On Comic-On Theater
The Prince Music Theater, Philadelphia

Monday 11/4
- Tusk starts shooting
Cramerton, North Carolina

Saturday 11/9
- 11am: Moderate Yahoo Man Of Steel Event
Los Angeles
- 10pm: Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

Thursday 11/22
- Tusk wraps

Saturday 11/23
- Remarry Don & Jerry at the house and on Babble
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

Sunday 11/24
- Rehearsal shoot for Spoilers

DECEMBER

Sunday 12/1
- Spoilers Season 2, Ep 1 shoot
Raleigh Studios, Los Angeles

Thursday 12/5
- Spoilers Season 2, Ep 2 shoot
Raleigh Studios, Los Angeles

Friday 12/6
- Hollywood Babble-On with Ralph Garman
The Improv, Hollywood

Sunday 12/8
- Spoilers Season 2, Ep 3 shoot
Raleigh Studios, Los Angeles

Thursday 12/12
- Shoot The Mindy Project cameo # 2
Los Angeles

Sunday 12/15
- Spoilers Season 2, Ep 4 shoot
Raleigh Studios, Los Angeles

Tuesday 12/17
- Guest on The Arsenio Hall Show

Thursday 12/19
- Spoilers Season 2, Ep 5 shoots
Raleigh Studios, Los Angeles

Tuesday 12/31
- Hollywood Babble-On New Years Eve with Ralph Garman
2 shows at 7:30 and 10pm – The Brea Improv
Brea, California

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