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	<title>My Boring Ass Life</title>
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		<title>Balls to the Hall</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today (June 17th, 2010) I celebrate two very special anniversaries: 1) It&#8217;s been one year since I played Carnegie Hall in New York City, and 2) it&#8217;s been one year since I sold out Carnegie Hall in New York City.

It was a very cool accomplishment to even get booked into the Grand Old Barn, but [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=396</link>
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		<title>Et Tu, Eberte?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Over at Twitter, @Superman64 asked me&#8230;
What do you think about @ebertchicago &#8217;s last tweet about you?
I think Roger Tweeted an article that put words in my mouth.
This is the Canoe/WENN piece Roger linked.
Paragraph four: &#8220;In a series of posts on his Twitter.com page, he writes, &#8220;I gotta say that every day I hate film theory [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=395</link>
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		<title>I love you, Mom. I Hate you, Fake-heart.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(This is for all the Natali&#8217;s - who have their appearance used as an excuse to lie and bully.) 
*ahem*
&#8220;AGAIN WITH THIS SOUTHWEST SHIT, SIR?&#8221;  YES, SIR: BUT THIS IS JUST ABOUT THEIR LYING, SCUMBAG BUSINESS PRACTICES.
Someone sent me a piece from the Forbes website that said, with this whole Southwest Air thing, I’ve [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=394</link>
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		<title>Running out of gas on this subject</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lots of folks still telling me to stop crying and lose weight - as if that&#8217;s what this was all about.  Easier to tell the lie about the whiney Fatso than the truth that someone at Southwest fucked up.  &#8220;Sure, someone fucked up, Lardo&#8221; You&#8217;re saying. &#8220;You and your fat gut!  This [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=393</link>
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		<title>&#8220;BURN, HOLLYWOOD, BURN!&#8221; writes unhappy middle-aged woman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This came via Twitter, from a woman we&#8217;ll call FattyHater.
&#8220;Obviously Smith expected special treatment as a celebrity.&#8221;
You&#8217;re right, Jessica Fletcher.  It was murder, I wrote, when I was ejected from that plane.  You&#8217;re quite the aging, local lady-sleuth; a credit to Cabot Cove.
And to be completely honest?  I did expect special treatment: [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=392</link>
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		<title>Kevin Smith begs for money on the internet!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No I didn&#8217;t.  No I haven&#8217;t.  Not yet, anyway.
Look, I know it&#8217;s the internet, and it&#8217;s pretty easy to write any news story with factoids borrowed from someone else&#8217;s news story.  But let&#8217;s be honest: I&#8217;m a pretty easy guy to track down, and even more transparent when it comes to what&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://silentbobspeaks.com/?p=391</link>
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		<title>Thoughts provoked by reading the COP OUT thread on the View Askew message board</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fun to read everyone&#8217;s early thoughts about COP OUT.  Here are some of mine.
I dig COP OUT.  It&#8217;s warm and funny and looks/plays like something I spent a great deal of my youth watching: a studio movie.
I view the flick this way: when Spielberg and Lucas made STAR WARS and RAIDERS, both were [...]]]></description>
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