Archive for April, 2013

Tuesday April 9 2013 @ 2:25 pm

Folks are always asking me “CAN I BE IN ONE OF YOUR MOVIES?!”
I say “Sure – how about COP OUT?” Then they look at me like I just pulled out my dick and they walk away.

I wanna make it easier for you to be in one of my movies. And I wanna reward the people who support me and my friends. So if you bought a ticket to come see me and Jay on the JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE Tour, you may just get to hear yourself in the actual cartoon flick!

See, we’re locking the sound mix now and I found two places I’d like to include some new lines. We were gonna cast from within the SModCo family, but I think it’d be more fun to open it up to you – the good people who bought tickets for the GROOVY Movie Tour!

1) See the image above? Those hapless fools are about to be covered in ejaculant, courtesy of that foul phallus of crime, The Dick-Head! I need a 1.5 seconds long “Wilhelm”-like pair of screams that get lethally muffled by cock-sauce. These are the dying utterances of two men about to drown in jizz, so something like “JESUS NO! MMMMMM! MMMMMM!!!” would be great. If it’s longer than 1.5 seconds, it won’t fit and hence won’t be qualified – so keep it short and funny and energetic, please. Looking for the best possible sound quality you can give us without you having to spend any money to do so.

2) A second line I wanna get is “YOUR SIDEKICK’S WORSE THAN HITLER!” It’s being yelled at Bluntman from a crowd. Get the line clean on mic, without distorting, and full running time is 1.5 seconds (anything longer won’t qualify for inclusion). Gimme three readings of each and if you nail it, SNOOGANS! Your voice is in the movie and you’re talking to a cartoon Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith.

In order to qualify, you need to have a ticket to the JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE Tour. Submit your sound files, the city in which you’re attending the GROOVY show, and an image of your Groovy Movie Tour ticket for authentication to

Submission Deadline is SATURDAY, APRIL 13!

To see the trailer or buys tickets, go to