“Gone Baby Gone” opens today

Affleck’s directorial debut hits theaters today, and it’s getting killer reviews.

This flick is a Goddamned must-see, folks. I’ve seen it three times and it’s awesome; a total awards contender, too.

Peep the trailer here. Then go check out the actual flick. You won’t regret it.

Also…

Apparently, I’m a NY Times Best Selling Author….

Number 32 on the Non-Fiction Papberback Best Seller List.

Wow. Not bragging about it or anything, but that’s something I never expected to be. I figured I’d be thin before I’d ever make it on that list. But there I am (or, rather, there the book is). And I’m still fat.

Anyway, yay me and my dopey non-book.