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Friday November 30 2012 @ 10:09 am

Look at this loss…

Kevin SMith, age 14

One day, this dopey loser will make CLERKS.

Here’s a little SMinspiration for anyone trying to make it
(whatever IT may be):

Whenever you’re seized by self-doubt…
Whenever you feel like saying to yourself
“I’m a total fucking loser who’ll never amount to anything…”
Whenever you just wanna giggle…

Simply look at this picture of a 14 year old Kevin Smith,
circa 1984,
and remember that ANYTHING is possible.

Look at him…
Trying to be cool in his pre-grunge flannel.
Branded with his ratty ol’ Police concert t-shirt.
Sporting the very start of a meager mustache
that’ll one day grow into a mighty beard.
Rebelling against everything and nothing.

If THIS fucking dork grew up to do something cool,
so can YOU!

Wanna learn how?
Come Ask Me Anything over at reddit
at 9amPST/12pmEST
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