A LAZY FAT-ASS THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT IN 2012!
Monday 31 December 2012 @ 4:35 pm

Lots of people have been asking about how I can afford
to walk away from the movie biz. Well, the truth is…
That has everything to do with YOU folks.

This year, I released a New York Times Best Seller
called TOUGH SHIT, launched COMIC BOOK MEN on AMC
in the spring and then followed it with SPOILERS
in the summer time. But the spine of SModCo is
LIVE SHOWS… And fuck, there were a bunch!

What follows is a nearly complete list of whenever
I was on a stage in 2012. And when I was there,
YOU were there. Thank you for affording me the
freedom to do whatever the fuck I want. In exchange,
I promise to stop doing whatever the fuck I want
when you indicate it’s time to stop by voting with
your wallets. And this year, your voted me and mine
in for another term, so to speak. So seriously: thank you.

There’ll be all new road shows in 2013, which we kick
off with SMORGY in Halifax on Jan 26th and 27th.
But for now, let’s take an exhausting trip down
memory lane together…

JANUARY 2012

Friday 1/6
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Alamo Drafthouse, Houston

Saturday 1/7
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Thursday 1/12
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at Stand Up Live, Phoenix

Saturday 1/14
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Saturday 1/21
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Friday 1/27
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Saturday 1/28
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Sunday 1/29
SModcast
at Sketchfest in San Francisco

FEBRUARY 2012

Thursday 2/2
Kevin Smith: Live from Behind
featuring Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
Scotiabank Theatre, Toronto and beamed into theaters

Friday 2/3
SModcast 200
at The Spatz Theater in Halifax

Saturday 2/4
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Thursday 2/16
Plus One Live
at The Prince Charles, London

Friday 2/17
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The O2 Apollo, Manchestor

Saturday 2/18
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The HMV Apollo, London

Sunday 2/19
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Festival Theatre, Edinburgh

Tuesday 2/21
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at Vicar St. Pub, Dublin

Wednesday 2/22
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at Vicar St. Pub, Dublin

Saturday 2/25
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

MARCH 2012

Saturday 3/3
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Tuesday 3/6
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Fargo Theater, Fargo,

Friday 3/9
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Sunday 3/11
South By Southwest Fest
SModcast Pictures/Phase 4 cocktail party for
SModcast Pictures Presents: BINDLESTIFFS
at SXSW, Austin

Monday 3/12
2pm – The Business of Kevin Smith
at SXSW, Austin
8pm – Plus One Live
at The San Antonio Drafthouse, San Antonio
10pm – Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The San Antonio Drafthouse, San Antonio

Tuesday 3/13
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The House Of Blues, Dallas

Thursday 3/15
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Carolina Theater , Durham,

Friday 3/16
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Hard Rock, Orlando

Saturday 3/17
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Tuesday 3/20
Tough Sh*t Book signing
at Book-Ends, Ridgewood

Wednesday 3/21
4pm – Piers Morgan
CNN, NYC
7pm – Tough Sh*t book signing
at Union Square Barnes & Nobles, NYC

Thursday 3/22
Tough Sh*t Q&A
at The Coolidge Theatre, Boston

Friday 3/23
Tonight Show with Jay Leno Show
Burbank

Saturday 3/24
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Sunday 3/25
Tough Sh*t Q&A
at The Pabst Theatre, Milwaukee

Tuesday 3/27
6am – KROQ
8am – Good Day LA
12p – Nerdist Podcast
7pm – Tough Sh*t book signing
Barnes & Noble, The Grove

Friday 3/30
12p – Tough Sh*t book signing
at Books-A-Million, Chicago
9pm – Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Watseka Theatre, Illinois

Saturday 3/31
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

APRIL 2012

Sunday 4/1
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Emerald City Comic Con, Seattle

Tuesday 4/3
G4 Attack of the Show
Los Angeles

Friday 4/6
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Wednesday 4/18
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Astor Theatre in Perth,
Australia

Thursday 4/19
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Trivoli in Brisbane,
Australia

Friday 4/20
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Enmore in Sydney,
Australia

Monday 4/23
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Enmore in Sydney,
Australia

Thursday 4/26
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Palais in Melbourne,
Australia

Saturday 4/28
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
& SModcast
at The Barton in Adelaide,
Australia

MAY 2012

Saturday 5/5
ABC’s of SNL
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Tuesday 5/8
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Belly Up, Solana Beach

Wednesday 5/9
S.I.T 1st Anniversary

Wednesday 5/16
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Louisville Improv, Louisville

Thursday 5/17
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at Studio 35, Columbus

Friday 5/18
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Madison Theater, KY

Thursday 5/24
Hollywood Babble-On
at Stand Up Live, Phoenix

June 2012

Friday 6/1
Spoilers Episode 1
Movie: Snow White & the Huntsman
Guest: Carrie Fischer

Monday 6/4
Spike TV E3 Pre-Show
E3, Los Angeles

Friday 6/8
Spoilers Episode 2
Movie: Prometheus
Guest: Damon Lindenlof

Saturday 6/9
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at Alburquerque Comic Expo, Albuquerque

Thursday 6/14
Evening with Kevin Smith Q&A
Chicago Theater,
Just For Laughs Festival, Chicago

Friday 6/15
Spoilers Episode 3
Movie: Rock Of Ages
Guest: Robert Rodriguez

Friday 6/22
Spoilers Episode 4
Movie: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Guest: Jason Lee

Friday 6/29
Spoilers Episode 5
Movie: Magic Mike
Guest: Jon Favreau

JULY 2012

Saturday 7/7
Meghan and Allan get Married

Monday 7/9
Spoilers Episode 6
Movie: The Amazing Spiderman
Guest: Stan Lee

Thursday 7/12
Comic-Con International in San Diego
1pm – Spike’s Comic Con All Access Live
7pm – Fatman on Batman Live with Bruce Timm
at Access Live Warner Brother’s Stage, San Diego

Saturday 7/13
Comic-Con International in San Diego
4pm - Epix Legends panel
with William Shatner & Roger Corman
CCI, San Diego

7:15 p.m.
Kev’s Annual Comic-Con Q&A
Hall H, San Diego Convention Center

11:00 p.m.
Hollywood Babble-On
at The House Of Blues, San Diego

Sunday 7/14
DC Nation Panel
CCI, San Diego

Friday 7/20
Spoilers Episode 6
Movie: The Dark Knight Rises
Guest: No guest; Aurora Shooting Town Hall

Friday 7/27
Spoilers Episode 7
Movie: The Watch
Guest: Len Wiseman

Monday 7/30-7/31
Comic Book Men Season 2 podcast wraparounds shoot
Jay & Silent Bob’s Secret Stash, Red Bank

AUGUST 2012

Friday 8/3
Spoilers Episode 8
Movie: Total Recall
Guest: Malin Akerman

Friday 8/10
Spoilers Episode 9
Movie: The Bourne Legacy
Guest: Gerard Way

Friday 8/17
SModcast Live
at The ALadin Theater, Portland

Thursday 8/23
Evening with Kevin Sith Q&A
Star Wars Celebration VI, Orlando

Friday 8/24
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at Toronto Fan Expo, Toronto

Saturday 8/25
Hollywood Babble-On
in Ottawa, Canada

Monday 8/27 – 8/29
Comic Book Men podcast wraparounds shoot
Jay & Silent Bob’s Secret Stash, Red Bank

SEPTEMBER 2012

Thursday 9/6
Film School Fridays
at Amoeba and LA Film School

Saturday 9/8
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Friday 9/14
AMC Fearfest shoot

Saturday 9/15
Fatman On Batman
at Stan Lee’s Comikaze, Los Angeles

Friday 9/28
JAY & SILENT BOB GO DOWN UNDER
wraparounds shoot for Epix, Los Angeles

Saturday 9/29
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

OCTOBER 2012

Saturday 10/6
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Tuesday 10/9

9am – Good Day LA
Fox 11, Los Angeles
1pm – Interview with Larry King
Los Angeles

Thursday 10/11
Opie and Anthony
Sirius/XM, NYC

Friday 10/12
New York Comic Con, NYC
3pm – Comic Book Men panel
10p – The Secret Stash Live
at The Gramercy Theater, NYC

Saturday 10/13
Evening with Kevin Smith Q&A
at The Wilbur Theater, Boston

Tuesday 10/16
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Fillmore in Silver Spring, MD

Friday 10/19
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Saturday 10/20
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Laugh Factory, Las Vegas

Saturday 10/27
Hollywood Babble-On
and Hollywood Babble-On Comic-On Theater
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

NOVEMBER 2012

Saturday 11/3
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Wednesday 11/7
An Evening with Kevin Smith Q&A
at The Center in Buffalo, NY

Thursday 11/8
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Ridgefield Playhouse, CT

Saturday 11/10
An Evening with Kevin Smith Q&A
The Peace Center, South Carolina

Sunday 11/11
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old
at The Fillmore, North Carolina

Saturday 11/17
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Saturday 11/24
An Evening with Kevin Smith
Q&A at Carnegie Music Hall, Munhall

Sunday 11/25
Hollywood Babble-On
at World Café Live, Philly

Tuesday 11/27
Mitch Albom S.A.Y DetroitRadio-thon
Michigan

DECEMBER 2012

Saturday 12/1
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Sunday 12/2
Jay and Silent Bob Get Old 99
at The Horowitz Theatre, Edmonton

Wednesday 12/5
Keynote Speaker
Variety Producer’s Conference, Los Angeles

Thursday 12/13
Dean Blundell’s Christmas Fest
Toronto, Ontario

Saturday 12/15
Hollywood Babble-On
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Sunday 12/16
Rock for Relief Hurricane Sandy Fundraiser
The Gas Lamp, Long Beach

Saturday 12/22
8pm – Hollywood Babble-On
10p – Jay and Silent Bob Get Old 100 Ep
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Monday 12/31
New Years Babble Eve
at The Lovitz, Los Angeles

Busy year – and none of it included making a movie (except JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE, coming April 2013). Thanks for giving me alternatives!

Wanna see a SModCo show in 2013?
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