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		<description><![CDATA[MY DAD AND HOW HE MADE ME LIE TO THE CLERGY If he was still with us here in the land of the living, today would&#8217;ve been my Dad&#8217;s 78th Birthday. This photo, taken at the party after Harley&#8217;s baptism, perfectly sums up the dynamic of our relationship: we looked at stuff together in silence. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Not Happy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been around 44 years now, and I&#8217;ve been a round boy for most of those years as well. I always imagined thinner people were happier than me &#8211; but after losing 80 pounds, I can&#8217;t say that I&#8217;m any happier than I was as a fat-ass. I&#8217;m not complaining, mind you: I just imagined [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Of Bats and Walruses&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;ve been a few movie websites reporting I might&#8217;ve been involved in a BATMAN v SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE misinformation campaign, at the behest of Warner Brothers, director Zack Snyder and producer Chuck Roven. The idea was that everything I&#8217;ve ever said about the forthcoming big screen team-up of the World&#8217;s Finest is a carefully [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[15 YEARS AGO TODAY, Jennifer Schwalbach and I took the worst wedding photo ever at Skywalker Ranch in Marin County, California. We were in the midst of the DOGMA mix, staying on the property. I had come home from the sound stage and an already way-pregnant Jenny said &#8220;It&#8217;s so beautiful up here. If we [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you listen to the EDUMACATION podcast, you&#8217;ll remember that episode 20 (Part 2 of the Christmas eps) consisted of another dopey conversation that resulted in a screenplay &#8211; a&#8217;la SModcast and TUSK. I was goofing around with Mr. Edumacation himself, Professor Andy McElfresh, when we accidentally brainstormed a Christmas horror anthology that would eschew [...]]]></description>
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		<title>REST IN PEACE, MR. MALLRATS&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this picture above, from the set of MALLRATS &#8211; the guy in glasses on my right? The guy who kinda looks like my beardless Dad (and kinda was)? That&#8217;s the producer Jim Jacks. 20 years ago, Jim Jacks saw CLERKS at Sundance and introduced himself to me at the Fest-ending awards ceremony. We talked [...]]]></description>
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